Oh do I! How bout you come make it better for me???? I would appreciate that so much! 

*Insert sexy look here*

Like So:

But really though! Sometimes I feel like almost the entire male half of the Human Species as a whole is just full of jackasses!

They stare at my boobs, talk like idiots, and then go on to say misogynistic things like how a woman belongs in the kitchen and should be taken care of. Like excuse me? I think you need to check yourself at the door, cuz uh, my Father taught me how to cook honey, and you can be damn straight in thinking that he taught me how to shoot too! 

Seriously! 

Every. Single. One.

Every time. Such frustration. Much anger. Intense loathing.

Of course it doesn't help that my dream guy is something more along the lines of:

Except somehow I always end up with this guy hitting on me 9 times out of 10:

Yeah no. You're creepin' me out man! Please, please just take your drunk ass up to your room, and pass out, and for the love of Jesus, stop hitting on me! 

Although I did have a drunk marine hit on me once. HE was smokin' hot, and if he hadn't been drunk I would have totally tapped that. Seriously.

Whatever you want Misha! Although if I could have Jensen & Jared instead that would be even better! Smart, funny, sweet, and good lookin'! I'll take em! Or one of them. Wouldn't mind that. 

 &

Yup. Just Yup. They are both of course married, and I wouldn't ever become a homewrecker, but a girl can dream. *insert dreamy drawn-out sigh here*

*clears throat*

Anyway!

Ugh. At some point I will decide that I should give in to the "peer pressure" and find myself someone who I can put up with, and who can put up with my own eccentricities, but it's just so difficult!

Except I totally find math and science to be easier than a romantically inclined human relationship. I can understand them, and I find other couples cute regardless. 

Okay, I find them cute after I have that first brief jab/stab of jealousy, but that's a personal thing. 

 I'm trying Professor! I am truly! It's just so damn difficult! Not to mention that being a female who suffers that monthly hormonal imbalance where the stupidest and simplest things make me cry, and chocolate is a must, and I just want to cuddle my dog, causes me to be predisposed to having issues with that.

Really though. Being Southern lends me that outspoken-ness that I deliver with that tinge of politeness, so that you don't know if you're being insulted or complimented, and then six hours later you realize that I was insulting you, but I still won the argument. 

Yup. My mom taught me well. 

I'm a little bit of bounding around topics today. I fell asleep on one of my chairs when I got home, and woke up at 1pm because my dog needed to go potty, and then I went to bed and slept for maybe another hour and a half before I was awake.

And that is basically what I am surviving on right now. Which isn't really healthy, but that's what happens. I keep half-way relaxing, and then my eyes go all cross-eyed, and they start to slide closed, and the next thing I know I'm jerking awake and I've lost fifteen minutes.....

I'm thrilled to be off today though, because I've made plans with one of my friends that I haven't seen in a while! We'll be going to see The Gallows, and then returning to my apartment to have a movie marathon of horror movies. Very exciting! 

So am I! I really am thrilled to do something with this friend, because I haven't talked to her in person since like May and then it was very brief because we were attending a graduation for my old High School where I still have had some friends who attended. They've all graduated now. Kind of crazy how time flies.

The most recent class were freshmen when I was a junior, and I freaked them out on the first day of band camp. It was hilarious! Everyone was all in separate groups by years, and I just couldn't have that, so I went over and introduced myself to them! Of course I sort of snuck up on them and scared them, but hey! I'm good like that! I had them introduce themselves to me, and then I went around and introduced them to everyone else! Much fun. 

Nope. Not happening! 

I think I'm done now. It sort of rambled there, but hey, what's the point of this if not to let myself ramble/rant/explain/act a little crazy?

There isn't one.

-Jacq